Ms. Mary Beach.
All dressed in peach.
With silver buttons
Baked in her quiche.
She asked her mother
For $0.50
To see Mr. Gail
Ride a whale.
He coughed a cough
And then fell off
And now he’s dead
Without his head.
Shark eating all the fish
Fish are his favorite dish.
He was swimming in the ocean
Down drops a potion.
Now he’s a fish not so tough
There was a dirty mugger.
Who shot a tree hugger.
He went to jail.
Where he got e-mail.
Which was strange to the dirty mugger.